Once upon a time, there was a magical kitty that lived in her castle made of sugar covered gumdrops. There was a whole room devoted just to catnip and another for toys, and another for cat scratchers, and the last one was filled with kitty litter. This was the worst job in the kingdom because of the stinky poo. A yucky scrawny and mean old cat had to clean it every day, and all though he was highly paid, he hated the princess kitty very much. One day he plotted to kill her by locking her inside the dungeons, where nobody could hear her if she yelled for help, the mean cat snuck into her bedroom and stood over her bed. “Wake up princess!” he screeched before reaching out to grap her. But she knew kung fu and bitch slapped him across the room. She ninja’ed his ass out the tall tower and he fell to the ground in a small heap. And she lived happily ever after!

The End!